Someone put an image on my Wikipedia page. Thanks, man. Appreciate your choice, as it was taken on a festive book party night (with Rachel Kramer Bussel surgically excised from the image). It's not a bad photo, when you think of what you could do to someone...on the Internetz, you could end up with a furball-coughing LOLcat for a headshot.
If you've got some more extra time, could you finish all these pdfs of my published work that I gotta get up on my Web site?